Every Day Is Special
First appeared in print in The Rhinoceros Times, Greensboro, NC.
Thursday, Sept. 30 -- Gutenberg Day
On this day in 1452, in Mainz, Germany, Johann Gutenberg printed and published the first
section of the Bible. It was the first book printed using movable (and reusable) type, ushering
in the age of relatively cheap publication. The whole Bible was completed by 1456. Work that
used to take years for scribes to do by hand, only to end up with one copy, now could result in
hundreds of copies at once, and eventually thousands.
The very newspaper you hold in your hands (or online text you're reading on a screen) are direct
descendants of Gutenberg's Bible. Only because of printing from moveable type did it become
useful to teach everyone to read; only when reading was commonplace did it make sense to
publish a newspaper; only when everyone knew how to read did the internet make any kind of
sense as a means of publication.
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Little Women, by Louisa Mae Alcott, was published on this day in 1868. Alcott was a popular
writer of potboiler romances, but for this book she reached back into her own childhood and her
own family to create a sentimental but realistic account of four girls living in genteel poverty
who learned to make their way in the world.
Little Women is a perfect example of the kind of book that achieves real, instead of academic,
immortality. For many decades the book was despised or ignored by academia, and almost no
one expected their students to read the book. In fact, it was relegated to "children's literature,"
though in fact it's quite readable by adults and only reveals its deepest truths to mature readers.
It never needed a professor to explain it to its readers -- the author spoke directly to us,
generation after generation. That's how real literature works, folks; the stuff that has to be
decoded is, for all intents and purposes, dead to the living culture.
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I remember as a four-year-old being sent to bed while the adults in the house were preparing to
gather around the black-and-white to watch "Red Skeleton." I had visions of a frightening story,
but I knew I wanted to watch with them, because they obviously looked forward to watching the
program with such relish.
Fortunately, The Red Skelton Show, which premiered on TV on this date in 1951, was still
running when I got old enough to watch. We would repeat jokes from his show at school the
next day. For instance: "Two seagulls, Gertrude and Heathcliff," said Skelton, making his arms
into flapping wings. "Heathcliff, did you see the new Plymouth Valiant?" "Of course, Gertrude.
I spotted one this morning."
His country bumpkin, Klem Kadiddlehopper, and many other beloved characters became the
models for later comics, most notably Johnny Carson, who developed his own stable of
memorable and hilarious characters. In fact, it was Skelton who first introduced Johnny Carson
to a national audience; and it was on Skelton's show that the Rolling Stones first appeared on
American TV.
Friday, Oct. 1 -- World Smile Day
Sorry, they got that wrong. World Smile Day is actually the day after this fall's American
elections, when we have a chance to put the brakes on our current headlong rush to disaster.
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October is celebrated for several different causes:
Caffeine Addiction Recovery Month. As a Mormon, I've never had a coffee habit because
I've never tasted coffee in my life. But that's not the only way to get caffeine. I used to have a
liter-a-day Diet Coke habit. The thing is, caffeine had no effect on me that I could see -- no
jitters, no burst of energy, not even wakefulness.
Then I suddenly stopped drinking it -- and was hit with a migraine that knocked me down for
three days in the middle of grad school.
Yeah, that's what I needed -- a drug that had no benefits but knocked me out when I stopped
using. I tried drinking a single Diet Coke a couple of times since then, and each time, the next
day I had that migraine. I'm not a slow learner (well, not too slow) and so I've never had
caffeine since, if I could help it.
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Eat Better, Eat Together Month. This seems to be two ideas. American families have allowed
themselves to become so busy and so fragmented in their schedules that there are millions of
families that get no more than a meal or two together during the week -- and many who never
eat all at once.
It's not that meals are more nutritious when the whole family is present. But it seems to be a
minimum condition for families developing any kind of closeness, loyalty, or common purpose
that they occasionally see each other all at once and find out who the heck they are as a family.
So why not try for one meal, every single day, where every single person is present? For many
families, that might be breakfast. Why not all get up in time to share breakfast with the person
who leaves home the earliest? It would take some planning; it would take a little sacrifice for
some to get out of bed before the last possible second. But wouldn't that also lay a foundation of
love, letting the whole family know that it's worth making the effort to spend time together when
you're preparing to go out and face the day?
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This is also National Chili Month. I have one word for you: Habanero. Once you've become
inured to that hottest of all possible chili peppers, there is no other chili or mustard that will scare
you.
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Squirrel Awareness Month. If you remember my saga of Orson and the Squirrels from a
couple of weeks ago, let me give you the update. First, my new squirrel stopper from Doctors
Foster and Smith (http://sn.im/squirrelstopper) is now happily installed in my front yard. I
watched a squirrel try to shimmy up the pole, and he was stopped cold.
And we have got a lot of entertainment out of watching Edison the Super Squirrel try to get back
up to the birdseed. Our squirrel baffle from Duncraft.com (http://sn.im/squirrelbaffle) is working
great, now that we have it installed at the right height.
Edison spends fifteen minutes at a time getting to the top of every high point on the patio
anywhere near the birdfeeding station. He always ends up on the roof, poised at the edge, ready
to leap. We had images of him sailing out, missing, and hitting the brick of the patio, breaking
his little neck. Just imagining it made me feel so guilty!
But Edison is as smart as we thought he was -- he never takes the fatal plunge.
And then, on Tuesday evening, he was apparently able to make sufficient excuses to his mate
about why he could no longer bring her the vast supplies of birdseed he used to spill out onto the
ground for her. Because instead of eating under the birdfeeders, we saw them merrily enjoying
each other's company as they attempted the manufacture of new little squirrels.
And while they went at it with such enthusiasm, there were the cardinals and sparrows and
warblers above them, eating and spilling seeds and hulls down on them like confetti.
Ours is a happy home.
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Here's a reason to smile -- on this day in 1908, Henry Ford introduced the Model T -- a car so
cheap his own employees could afford to buy one. You could have it in any color, Ford bragged,
as long as it was black. The Model T did for cars what Gutenberg's printing press did for books
-- and we achieved universal adult drivership a lot faster than we achieved universal adult
readership.
Saturday, Oct. 2 -- Gandhi Day
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Mohandas Karamchand (Mahatma) Gandhi was born on this day in 1869 in Porbandar, India.
He first rose to fame as a lawyer in South Africa, fighting for the rights of the large Indian
community in that country, which was still under British rule at the time.
Later he returned home and fought for Indian independence, though when it came, it was not as a
unified country, but as two nations, Muslim Pakistan and Hindu India, with massive bloodshed
on both sides. Gandhi himself was assassinated in the garden of his home in New Delhi on Jan.
30, 1948.
On the anniversary of his birth, thousand gather at a park on the Jumna River in Delhi and sing
hymns, recite verses from the Gita, Koran and Bible, and spin cotton thread on small spinning
wheels. Here in America, we can watch the DVD of the Oscar-winning epic biography Gandhi
starring Ben Kingsley, which, though long, is deeply moving, and gives you an indelible sense of
what this great man accomplished in his life.
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The first Peanuts comic strip appeared sixty years ago today, in 1950. Created by Charles
Schultz, the last new strip was published on 13 Feb. 2000. But the strips live on in the culture,
especially through the musical revue You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown and the TV specials
for various holidays.
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The Twilight Zone premiered on television on this day in 1959. Created and hosted by Rod
Serling, it was an anthology series -- no continuing characters. Often the stories were based on
first-rate short stories by established sci-fi authors. Who can forget moments like librarian
Burgess Meredith breaking his glasses in the ruins of civilization, or lines like "It's a
cookbook!"?
Sunday, Oct. 3 --National Carry a Tune Week
The idea is for people to celebrate favorite tunes from the past by performing them in a concert,
at school, at church, or at home. The purpose is to remember tunes from America's past and
keep them alive. For instance, here's a song that's at least a century old: "Two Little Girls in
Blue." My mother used to sing us the chorus; I never knew there was a whole story told in the
verse:
An old man gazed at a photograph in a locket he'd worn for years,
His nephew then asked him the reason why this locket had caused him tears,
"Come listen," he said, "and I'll tell you, lad, a story that's strange but true:
Your father and I at the school one day met two little girls in blue."
Chorus (after each verse):
"Two little girls in blue, lad, two little girls in blue.
They were sisters, we were brothers, and learned to love them true.
One little girl in blue, lad, stole your father's heart,
Became your mother, I married the other, and now we are ripped apart."
"The years rolled on and these girls grew up, one became my wife.
I thought her unfaithful; we quarreled, lad, and parted that night for life.
My fancy of jealousy wronged a heart, a heart that was brave and true,
For two better girls never lived than they, those two girls in blue."
Some old songs are still full of life: "Amazing Grace," "The Battle Hymn of the Republic,"
"Dixie," "I Dream of Jeannie." Others are fading away and nearly lost: "Two Little Maids (I
don't want to play in your yard)" and the Depression-era favorite "Keep Your Sunny Side Up":
Keep your sunny side up, up!
Hide the side that gets blue.
If you have nine sons in a row,
Baseball teams make money, you know!
Keep your funny side up, up!
Let your laughter come through, do!
Stand up on your legs, be like two fried eggs,
Keep your sunny side up!
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"The Dick Van Dyke Show," created by Carl Reiner, premiered on this day in 1961. If you've
never seen it, download any episode from iTunes for a couple of bucks. The brilliant interplay
between Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore as a comedy writer and his cute-but-harried wife
is topped only by the scenes in the office, where Morey Amsterdam, Rose Marie, and Richard
Deacon kept us laughing every week.
Monday, Oct. 4 -- Improve Your Home Office Day
OK, OK, I'll clean it up, Honey, I promise. Real Soon Now.
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"Leave It To Beaver" premiered on this day in 1957. For its time, "Beaver" was a realistic
depiction of the life of a young boy, his older brother, and his bemused but strong parents. We
all loved to hate brother Wally's smarmy brown-nosing friend, Eddie Haskell, TV's answer to
Iago. It had 235 episodes, and it was way better -- in my humble opinion -- than many more-celebrated shows from the period.
Tuesday, Oct. 5 -- World Teachers' Day
I'm a teacher myself, and the son of a teacher, and I've loved and learned from many great
teachers in my life. Some of them have died, but the ways they changed and expanded my life
still remain; others are still alive, and have become friends and colleagues.
And I see young people of great ability choosing the profession, despite the fact that
administrations and parents and unions do all they can to make it all but unbearable to teach in
the public schools. It breaks my heart how many great teachers leave the profession every year
as well -- because they have reached the conclusion that anything would be better than putting
up with the nonsense that constantly distracts them from the children.
Wednesday, Oct. 6 -- Balloons around the World
Balloon twisting and sculpture artists donate an hour or more to performances on behalf of a
charity of their choice in their communities. Meanwhile, the rest of us try to stay as far as
possible from anyone making that horrible sound of two balloon surfaces rubbing together.
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Anwar El-Sadat, President of Egypt and one of the great statesmen of my lifetime, was
assassinated on this day in 1981. Because of his courage (and Israel's willingness to meet him
more than halfway), Egypt and Israel made peace, exchanged ambassadors, and the Sinai
peninsula was returned to Egypt. The peace between these two nations still stands. If only other
Muslim countries had men like Sadat to lead them.
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